Wednesday, 19 May 2010

How the Other Half Lives

In the last two years I’ve had two TVs breakdown, so am now reliant on an ancient 14” portable set, as I simply do not have the time to go out and buy a new one.
Go around any housing estate and I used to reckon you could spot the families living on welfare by the flat screen TVs visible through the curtains.
But it’s more subtle than that. These days only those on benefits can afford Sky subscription, which is too expensive for those in work.
So the quickest way to slash the Government deficit is to marry the benefit claimants with the Sky TV customer records.

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