With just 24 hours to the deadline for applying to be Spelthorne’s next Conservative Parliamentary candidate I thought I relate just some of the calamities that have beset them.
One guy’s plans were interrupted by a leaking roof which caused the ceiling of his daughter’s bedroom to collapse, causing significant disruption.
Another candidate had the worry of tending his three-year-old son in hospital for a fortnight, suffering with an abscess on his lung -- fortunately now recovered.
The husband of a third contender suffered from whiplash after being T-boned by a young lady at a roundabout, causing the family car to be written off.
And a fourth hopeful had to abort his visit to the area when he wricked his shoulder.
Surely above average misfortune?
Hundreds of MoD Civil Servants Taking Free Aerobics Classes at the Office
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Civil servants at the Ministry of Defence have been ramping up their use of
free aerobics classes into the summer. *Nice for some…*
At the MoD’s Main Bui...
12 hours ago
Sounds like all you guys need is a production of MacBeth in the town...
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